1、Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!（为什么西红柿变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！）
2、Knock knock."Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"（敲敲门。“谁啊？”“橙子。”“橙子谁啊？”“橙子你开心我没有说香蕉吗？”）
3、Did you hear about the kidnapping at the airport?The plane was late, so they just let the luggage go.（你听说过机场的绑架案吗？飞机晚点了，所以他们就让行李先飞走了。）
4、**I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!（我在读一本关于反重力的书，我简直放不下它！）
5、Why don't scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!（为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们构成了一切！）
6、**I'm not a morning person, but I am a "night owl" person.（我不是一个早起的人，但我是一个“夜猫子”。）
7、**I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.（我告诉我的妻子她画的眉毛太高了，她看起来很惊讶。）
8、**I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.（我曾经沉迷于hokey pokey，但后来我改变了自己。）
9、**A dyslexic man walks into a bra.（一个诵读困难的人走进了一家胸罩店。）
10、**I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.（我在进行威士忌节食，我已经失去了三天的时间。）