1、Boyfriend: "Honey, could you please pass me the salt?"
Girlfriend: "Sure, dear! You want the salt or the pepper?"
2、Girlfriend: "Honey, why are you so quiet tonight? Aren't you happy?"
Boyfriend: "No, I'm not. You always criticize my choice of TV shows."
Girlfriend: "Oh, come on! It's just a joke. I love you."
Boyfriend: "But that's not funny!"
3、Girlfriend: "Dear, do you think I'm fat?"
Boyfriend: "No, honey! You're curvy!"
Girlfriend: "What's the difference?"
Boyfriend: "A curvy woman has meat on her bones, while a fat woman has bones in her meat."
4、Girlfriend: "Remember when we first met? You said I was beautiful."
Boyfriend: "Yes, I did. And you were right. You still are."
Girlfriend: "But you said it so sincerely back then!"
Boyfriend: "I still mean it. It's just that now I know what you look like without makeup."
5、Boyfriend: "Honey, can you pass me the remote?"
Girlfriend: "Which one?"
Boyfriend: "The one that controls your mouth!"